Percy (No. 1) White Collar Alchemy

$1.50

-Suspense/odd/dark comedy

-Risk of pants wetting from intense situations: Medium-ish

-Length: Wee (11 hefty pages)

Percy Venturi, a window washer in the greater downtown Timton area and normally a completely normal guy, visits his post work pub for a few beers, tiny burgers, and the hopes that telling his tales of recent exposure of Alchemical ritual and business suits -  witnessed on the other side of the glass hundred of feet in the air - to a very patient man (Al) will somehow soothe the growing psychic damage.



-Suspense/odd/dark comedy

-Risk of pants wetting from intense situations: Medium-ish

-Length: Wee (11 hefty pages)

Percy Venturi, a window washer in the greater downtown Timton area and normally a completely normal guy, visits his post work pub for a few beers, tiny burgers, and the hopes that telling his tales of recent exposure of Alchemical ritual and business suits -  witnessed on the other side of the glass hundred of feet in the air - to a very patient man (Al) will somehow soothe the growing psychic damage.