Slanta Klaus

$3.25

-Comedy/dark comedy/slight horror/an old man

-Risk of Pants wetting from intense situations: Kinda high at one point.

-Length: Chubby (Dang near 30 flippers)

It’s Xmas! Will is over just hanging out watching TV at Bill’s house along with his sister Carolina Crusher Fly when the conversation about whether the myth of Slanta Klaus is true or not. That’s when “Gramps” Billius Fly the First pops in on the conversation to regale the “kids” about the origins of the Krin’gel and a terrifying tale of Slanta’s visitation to an old frontier town of yore. Hey! There's also a poem! Warm feelings and slight holiday fear will be given from this little tale.


-Comedy/dark comedy/slight horror/an old man

-Risk of Pants wetting from intense situations: Kinda high at one point.

-Length: Chubby (Dang near 30 flippers)

It’s Xmas! Will is over just hanging out watching TV at Bill’s house along with his sister Carolina Crusher Fly when the conversation about whether the myth of Slanta Klaus is true or not. That’s when “Gramps” Billius Fly the First pops in on the conversation to regale the “kids” about the origins of the Krin’gel and a terrifying tale of Slanta’s visitation to an old frontier town of yore. Hey! There's also a poem! Warm feelings and slight holiday fear will be given from this little tale.